so just turn the oven on to 350°F because it needs forever to heat anyway, and I line a muffin pan with those paper liners so nothing sticks.
For the zucchini, I grate it and then squeeze it like crazy in a clean towel — seriously, SO much water comes out, it’s kind of gross but whatever.
In one bowl I just toss together the almond flour, sweetener, baking powder, cinnamon, a little salt — no science, just mix it up.
Then in another bowl I whisk the eggs with melted butter and vanilla. It always smells way fancier than it actually is.
I dump the dry stuff into the wet stuff, stir until it looks like something that could become food, and then fold in the zucchini.
I scoop the batter into the muffin cups, like maybe 3/4 full-ish. If you fill them to the top, they puff up weird.
I bake them for around 18–20 minutes, but honestly I just stab one with a toothpick and if it comes out clean, I call it good.
Then I try (and usually fail) to let them cool for 10 minutes before eating one because they smell ridiculously good warm.